It’s a nice coincidence that I happen to enjoy the taste and texture of a large variety of fruits and vegetables. But the main reason why I have a banana at breakfast, an apple at lunch and spinach with dinner has a lot more to do than with taste alone. Actually, I think my body cries out for more broccoli because it needs those essential vitamins. (Like the little misunderstood boy who constantly craved salt because of a salt deficiency. And who ended up dying when he was deprived of it by doctors. That could be me, except that I would die from a B12 deficiency or something). That and I’ve been sufficiently scared into wanting to maintain my digestive system’s health for the rest of my life.
“That’s how you get hemorrhoids?” I asked.
From the Preparation H commercial, all I could remember was the man on the toilet with the pained look on his face. And now I knew why. If you had hemorrhoids with your intestines spilling out, you would look like that too. Preparation H, a cream that promises to soothe the burning, would seem like a God send. But would a cream be enough?
I don’t think I went to the bathroom for a few days after that. It’s safe to say that from that day on, I made sure to eat enough fibrous things so that I wouldn’t have to worry about any intestine eruptions.
I never knew I had such an impact on your diet and bathroom habits!!! But I’m glad my little comment that one day at the apt has made you into a healthier, more bowel friendly person. 😀 hahaha!
OMG, is that really what hemmorhoids are? I’m going to have to Google this.