Thursday, April 23, 2009

Puppies and Babies

Me: I have to show you the cutest email.
Alan: What does it say?
Me: It involves pictures. I have to show it to you.
Alan: C'mon, just tell me.
Me: No, I can't tell you. You have to see it.
Alan: Hmm... who's it from?
Me: My aunt.
Alan: Just tell me what it is.
Me: I can't just tell you. All I can say is it involves two of my favorite things.
Alan: Puppies and babies?
Me: She sent it to you too???

It turns out that my aunt did not forward the email to Alan, but I guess you can never go wrong with puppies and babies when guessing someone's favorite things.

And in case I didn't forward it to you already...


Instructions for properly hugging a baby:

1. First, uh, find a baby

2. Second, be sure that the object you found was indeed a baby by employing classic sniffing techniques.

3. Next you will need to flatten the baby before actually beginning the Hugging process.

4. The 'paw slide': Simply slide paws around baby and prepare for possible close-up.

5. Finally, if a camera is present, you will need to execute the difficult and patented 'hug, smile, and lean' so as to achieve the best photo quality.

Aaah !

This is almost as cute as Christian The Lion. (Although, let's be honest, could anything top that?)


SpiritusSancti87 said...

Damn I wish I had a pet lion. Anyways I've been reading your blog and it is very entertaining. I enjoy your simple yet comical posts. My favorite was the one about your mom not letting you have a boyfriend. And just as a little side note, there's nothing more us men love to do than getting dressed up and having our ladies escort us out on the town. Well that or sleeping. I look forward to your future posts!


Hanna said...

I found your blog via "Blogs of Note", and I must say that you deserve it! This post was especially nice.


Sobrina Tung said...

I'm glad to see I'm not the only one who loves puppies and babies.

Ben, side note noted :) When Alan's in a funk, I'll be sure to take him out dancing or something.

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