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Puppies and Babies


Me: I have to show you the cutest email.
Alan: What does it say?
Me: It involves pictures. I have to show it to you.
Alan: C’mon, just tell me.
Me: No, I can’t tell you. You have to see it.
Alan: Hmm… who’s it from?
Me: My aunt.
Alan: Just tell me what it is.
Me: I can’t just tell you. All I can say is it involves two of my favorite things.
Alan: Puppies and babies?
Me: She sent it to you too???

It turns out that my aunt did not forward the email to Alan, but I guess you can never go wrong with puppies and babies when guessing someone’s favorite things.

And in case I didn’t forward it to you already…

Instructions for properly hugging a baby:

1. First, uh, find a baby

2. Second, be sure that the object you found was indeed a baby by employing classic sniffing techniques.

3. Next you will need to flatten the baby before actually beginning the Hugging process.

4. The ‘paw slide’: Simply slide paws around baby and prepare for possible close-up.

5. Finally, if a camera is present, you will need to execute the difficult and patented ‘hug, smile, and lean’ so as to achieve the best photo quality.

Aaah !

This is almost as cute as Christian The Lion. (Although, let’s be honest, could anything top that?)

Last modified: January 10, 2019