Thursday, April 23, 2009

Puppies and Babies

Me: I have to show you the cutest email.
Alan: What does it say?
Me: It involves pictures. I have to show it to you.
Alan: C'mon, just tell me.
Me: No, I can't tell you. You have to see it.
Alan: Hmm... who's it from?
Me: My aunt.
Alan: Just tell me what it is.
Me: I can't just tell you. All I can say is it involves two of my favorite things.
Alan: Puppies and babies?
Me: She sent it to you too???

It turns out that my aunt did not forward the email to Alan, but I guess you can never go wrong with puppies and babies when guessing someone's favorite things.

And in case I didn't forward it to you already...

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Instructions for properly hugging a baby:

1. First, uh, find a baby


2. Second, be sure that the object you found was indeed a baby by employing classic sniffing techniques.


3. Next you will need to flatten the baby before actually beginning the Hugging process.

4. The 'paw slide': Simply slide paws around baby and prepare for possible close-up.

5. Finally, if a camera is present, you will need to execute the difficult and patented 'hug, smile, and lean' so as to achieve the best photo quality.

Aaah !

This is almost as cute as Christian The Lion. (Although, let's be honest, could anything top that?)



3 comments:

SpiritusSancti87 said...

Damn I wish I had a pet lion. Anyways I've been reading your blog and it is very entertaining. I enjoy your simple yet comical posts. My favorite was the one about your mom not letting you have a boyfriend. And just as a little side note, there's nothing more us men love to do than getting dressed up and having our ladies escort us out on the town. Well that or sleeping. I look forward to your future posts!

Sincerely,
Ben

Hanna said...

I found your blog via "Blogs of Note", and I must say that you deserve it! This post was especially nice.

-Hanna

Sobrina Tung said...

I'm glad to see I'm not the only one who loves puppies and babies.

Ben, side note noted :) When Alan's in a funk, I'll be sure to take him out dancing or something.

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