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Beautiful Days — A House Ogler’s Dream

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This morning I woke up, put on a pair of shorts, and on my walk to pick up breakfast from down the street, I noticed what a ridiculously beautiful day it was. It was one of those days in which you are thoroughly convinced that trees are green because green looks best against the vivid blue sky above. On days like this, I miss Alan’s (non-hospital) company most because days like this are perfect for walking.

Most find that walking is not all that sexy and I would bet that it would lose against other activity options of a) going to a bar to grab a Bloody Mary b) going to a movie c) going to the mall d) going surfing e) riding bikes f) going to a BBQ g) cleaning the bathroom… it would pretty much lose to anything. People often despise walking from the back of the Target parking lot to the store entrance and heck, some even despise the effort of walking while in the store. Once I was talking to my friend Sue who asked what I was up to. I told her Alan and I had just gotten back from a walk. I didn’t realize how weird that sounded, how much it conjured up images of moms pushing their tri-wheel strollers or senior citizens after dinner, until I said it. (There is absolutely nothing wrong with moms and tri-wheel strollers or senior citizens getting their cardio in, but I am neither, so it struck a funny image in our heads.)

But see, Alan and I do a whole different kind of walking. Sometimes we will walk with the purpose of getting somewhere, but more often than not, we will walk just to feel the sun on our necks and to ogle houses. The ogling houses bit is a favorite past time of ours. We will walk through our favorite neighborhoods, admiring strangers’ landscaping, windows, hedges, paint colors, door styles and overall maintenance. In our heads, we are picking and choosing our favorite parts so that someday we can compile them all into a custom home for ourselves. So far, it will be a completely wacky house, with “beach trees, the tall eucalyptus type things” (as Alan calls them), a red front door, a blue front door (I suppose we could paint each side a different color), a medieval-looking front door, white-paned windows, a green lawn, beach-town fauna, a big rock on the side of the yard. OK, so we aren’t very methodical in our selections. Right now, we are just really good at ogling, but we do have the ogling down to a science. For example, we figured out that ogling is best done while walking. Bike ogling presents a challenge in that you’re often speeding by too fast to really get a good look at a house.

It’s hard to find anyone interested in going on a walk with me, and harder still to explain all this, to ask if she wants to walk around looking at houses with me. Because then I’d have to explain that I’m not looking to buy, I’m just looking. Because… Because… So far my house only has beach fauna, a rock and a multi-personality front door and I need some more ideas, dangit!

But anyway, luckily, it looks like my house ogling partner will be back in action soon. Alan has been eating successfully since Thursday night and will probably be released early next week. As happy as I am that he’s eating again, all I can think about is how I cannot wait to show him that house I saw today that is really two very large houses connected by a bridge. Their very own bridge! (We so need one of those.)

Last modified: January 10, 2019