Friday, July 17, 2009

Friday Night Funny

On a bus, two men with really heavy accents start a conversation. The lady next to them can't help but overhear.

One of the men says, "Emma come first. Den I come. Den two esses acoma together. I come once-a-more. Two esses, they comma together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come one lasta time."

The lady jumps out of her seat and exclaims, "You dirty mouth pigs! In this country we don't talk about our dirty sex lives in public!"

"Hey, whats sa matter with you?" says the man. "I'm a justa tellin' my friend how to spell 'Mississippi.'"

(via porno music/comment time from a Community Channel Vlog)

33 comments:

lliteratti said...

lol...

Roy said...

These are the thoughts that ran through my head while reading this post:

- wait, sob was on a bus tonight??
- what happened to her car?
- well, i see jokes told on the bus haven't changed
- whoa, that woman is pretty ballsy to say something like that to them!
- ohhh this didn't really happen to her.....
- awww i love natalie, but her aussie accent still trips me out.

Cham said...

Roy:
I totally thought of Nat too!! I read this joke in her PM/CT sequence a few days ago. And I happen to lurve her accent. It's what makes the show so great!

M said...

Love that accent! lol

Michelle Johnson said...

You made me laugh this morning. Thanks. Have a great day.

Meghana Naidu said...

Saw your blog up on 'Blog of note' congrats.

'come again and pee twice'
that was hilarious ;)

am going to go check out the rest of ur blog now :)

-A chance visitor

Sunshine-aka-Michelle said...

lol I love that story! :)

2busy said...

Very funny! I'll have to share that with my husband later. I know he'll crack up over it, too.

Roy said...

@ Cham


yeaaa, it's just weird for me to see an asian girl with that accent! hahaha, but i agree, it definitely adds a unique element to her vlogs!

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Max said...

that was a good one - literally laughed out loud.
thanks

Malice said...

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Rosemildo Sales Furtado said...

Olá amiga! Tens um lindo espaço com belas fotos, porém se colocasses um traduto, ficaria mais fácil para entender e comentar.

Abraços,

Furtado.

Hip Hop RnB Radio Streaming said...

Sabrina...where are you from...?
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hustler said...

That is so funny! I thought it was a little unrealistic that a lady would just shout that, but thought it was real until the punchline! Thanks for the laugh!

The Menon said...

Lmao!!! Heard this long time ago but was kinda refreshing to hear it back again, Thanks!

Maynard said...

I had to read it a second time out loud so I could do the accent... :P Funny!

Chloe said...

LOL! Ohhh, this made me laugh like a complete dork at my computer screen, which made Husband go, "What in the world are you laughing at?" so then I had to tell it to him, and he just stared at me blankly.

I need to work a bit more on my foreign accent, I think. It doesn't come so naturally to a skinny white girl from the Midwest.

But I'm still laughing at this. Hee hee hee. Love your blog. ♥

Arrmand said...

Hi Sobrina,

Well done for getting your blog of note, what a great blog, very witty and funny.

I perticulary liked your Comfortable Couple worry, I just know where your coming from on that one, Just wait till your together for 20+ years, its just not about hips and thights lol, but its a fun gravy train.

Thanks Arrmand

Maria Francisca said...

Ahahah, that's funny.

geek3y said...

Congrats on winning Blog of Note! And also for making me laugh at 2 in the morning. XD

I read your Comfortable Couples post, and though I can't exactly idenfity... I simply MUST go read more of your blog! :)

Ms Jessica Maria said...

I really liked this one :)

Bakkanekko said...

hahahah~ funny x)
congrats for the blog of note too!

Sara said...

haha, that was great! I'd already heard it at the communitychannel (<3 nat) but it still made me ROTFL. i just read your other blogs, nice work!
plz come check out mine if you want to!

vicious said...

lol...omg!!i am in fits !! :D

Wiktor said...

Pretty funny the men sound like Chico Marx from the Marx brothers wiktor89.blogspot.com

MA-Girl said...

LOL!

Alley Genuine said...

(: Laugh Out Loud.

That's interesting.

Sobrina Tung said...

Roy -- I think I might watch Nat for her accent alone. More importantly, do you think she has a day job?

Chloe -- that's a cute story, I love them when they end with "and then he just stared at me blankly" because that's how a lot of my stories end! haha

Arrmand -- if the gravy train is at all what it sounds like, I am bringing biscuits.

geek3y -- anytime! and thanks for visiting :)

ambiguous_angel said...

that was really funny.
Nice bl0gs.
Im new to this thing,
i wish i cud right as well as ur blogs.ö

jascef422 said...

Rofl,

semay said...

great!

Hitachiin said...

I do love Natalie, she is my favourite youtuber, i thought of her as soon as i started reading this.

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