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Moving Up and Moving Out

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As of Saturday, Alan and I will be officially moved in to our new apartment. It’s exciting because all of the things that I thought were cute about the duplex when we first moved in have turned out to be actually very inconvenient. For example, in the tiny bathroom, the sink is located directly in front of the toilet about a foot away, and as it turns out, I wash my hands while seated on the porcelain pot much less often than I thought I would. There is also no real practical place to situate furniture in the living room, and the best available spaces for Alan’s desk were in front of the bedroom door or in the middle of the kitchen. We thought maybe the spot in the kitchen could get ugly what with the possible oil splatters and the kitchen oven being right there, so we had agreed to place it in front of the bedroom. This proved to be all sorts of inconvenient, but it was better, I figured, than having too many cooks in the kitchen. As the move date gets closer, I find myself, after driving around for 10 minutes looking for parking, saying things like, “I can’t wait to have my own parking space!” And I am surprised by just how many things I can’t wait for. A non-pink, non-ugly bathroom sink that is next to, and not in front of, the toilet, hardwood floors, parking, on-site laundry, free water, a convenient rent drop box which requires zero stamps, a heater that isn’t located in the floor and isn’t activated by a medieval turn key, the possibility of a garbage disposal! This may well be the closest feeling I will ever get to being invited to live in a castle.

Last modified: January 10, 2019