At this point in bar hopping, I still really liked Joe and Jon (second in from the left). However, shortly after eating pizza on the sidewalk, Joe and Jon collapsed on top of me into the sidewalk. It had been a really long time since I’d gone out and fallen to the ground. I discovered that when you go out and someone else causes you to fall to the ground, you can show them the two huge purple and brown bruises still covering your knees 2 weeks later. If you are lucky, this will cause them to feel bad enough to go out and buy you juice and a nice card.
Before March Madness Comes January & February Madness
Last modified: January 10, 2019