Preethi: So I got my ugly sweater for the tacky sweater party tomorrow.
Preethi: Yeah, it’s green and has these reindeer on the front with bells.
Me: Oh, that’s —
Preethi: It’s really bad, my mom said I’d totally win tackiest sweater.
Me (quietly): That’s the sweater I have… But I wasn’t sure if I should wear it because I didn’t think it was that tacky.
Preethi (seriously): It has bells on it, Sobrina.
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